Five years ago I wanted to stop eating 3,000 calories of shitty, national-chain pizza after I’d come back from long runs, so I started experimenting. Then the pandemic hit, and I needed to keep busy. So here we are.

I guess this is “underground pizza.” If you like it tell your friends and come back for more! But also if you don’t like it, take your money back. Really!


we make wood fired pizza thin crust I’ve been doing it for 10 years and can say that pizza looks like shit.

- reddit dude with pizza experience


The original shirt

pic of my friend derek's t-shirt, which contains a pic of derek!

Want one? Just ask or email or venmo me I suppose.