Five years ago I wanted to stop eating 3,000 calories of shitty, national-chain pizza after I’d come back from long runs, so I started experimenting. Then the pandemic hit, and I needed to keep busy. So here we are.
I guess this is “underground pizza.” If you like it tell your friends and come back for more! But also if you don’t like it, take your money back. Really!
Testimonials:
we make wood fired pizza thin crust I’ve been doing it for 10 years and can say that pizza looks like shit.
- reddit dude with pizza experience
The original shirt
Want one? Just ask or email or venmo me I suppose.