my friend derek’s

the neighborhood detroiter

Five years ago I wanted to stop eating 3,000 calories of shitty, national-chain pizza after I’d come back from long runs, so I started experimenting. Then the pandemic hit, and I needed to keep busy. So here we are.

I guess this is “underground pizza.” If you like it tell your friends and come back for more! But also if you don’t like it, take your money back. Really!

Testimonials:

we make wood fired pizza thin crust I’ve been doing it for 10 years and can say that pizza looks like shit.

- reddit dude with pizza experience

@myfrienddereks

The original shirt

pic of my friend derek's t-shirt, which contains a pic of derek!
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